notoquesnada:

Audrey let out a huff of frustration. “I don’t know! Something happened and everyone that I’ve run into it’s like my body was out of control! I just kissed them! This is the third time!” She sighed, flinging her hands out in frustration. She shook her head, first it had been some random woman she’d never met, then it’d been Dug, who wasn’t as unpleasant, but she’d still had to brush her teeth to feel completely clean. 

She looked up the few inches of height difference and smirked slightly. “I mean, not that you’re not cute, but I don’t usually just force a kiss on someone.” Audrey shook her head, trying not to sound anymore like an idiot. She sighed again, shoving her hands into her pockets. “Well I mean, not on someone I barely know.” She actually liked surprising people with kisses to the cheek, pecks on the lips. 

“At least it was an actual boy this time, I’d never kissed a girl until today.” She joked, cheeks still red.  

“Kissed a - ?”  Ping looked sharply at Audrey, eyebrows darting together.  In a matter of seconds, though, his face cleared and he chortled aloud.  Ping jabbed a thumb into his chest.  "Oh, I’m the boy!  Because I am a boy.  Right.  Um, right,“ he repeated one more time, and then quickly cleared his throat, avoiding Audrey’s gaze.  He didn’t want to see the look she must be giving him, and also the more Ping talked, the worse he thought things might be getting, so it was probably best if he just stopped and took a few deep breaths.

She thought he was cute?  Ping realized he was smiling a little at the thought and quickly sobered.  It was nice of her to think so, and her mouth had been very soft, but - no.  No, no, no.  It was all wrong, although as much as Ping yearned to correct Audrey, he - didn’t.  "Well, I guess it makes sense that you couldn’t control it,” he pointed out, kicking at some pebbles on the ground.  "Because you wouldn’t kiss a girl if you had the choice, right?  Pff!“ he scoffed quickly, just in case she caught the anxiety in his question.  "I mean, I bet lots of girls…wouldn’t.  Not that I would, uh, know.”